Crazy... but Acceptable
casualty:

faithliketeeth:

anachronisticfairytales:

Der Erlkönig
Albert Sterner

Wer reitet so spät durch Nacht und Wind? Es ist der Vater mit seinem Kind; Er hat den Knaben wohl in dem Arm, Er faßt ihn sicher, er hält ihn warm.

“Du, liebes Kind! Komm, geh mit mir!Gar schöne Spiele spiel’ ich mit dir!Manch’ bunte Blumen sind an dem Strand;Meine Mutter hat manch’ gülden Gewand!” 

O.O I LOVE THE ERLKING!! I HAVE THE SONG ON MY IPOD!! This is definitely one of my jams…

casualty:

faithliketeeth:

anachronisticfairytales:

Der Erlkönig

Albert Sterner

Wer reitet so spät durch Nacht und Wind?
Es ist der Vater mit seinem Kind;
Er hat den Knaben wohl in dem Arm,
Er faßt ihn sicher, er hält ihn warm.

“Du, liebes Kind! Komm, geh mit mir!
Gar schöne Spiele spiel’ ich mit dir!
Manch’ bunte Blumen sind an dem Strand;
Meine Mutter hat manch’ gülden Gewand!” 

O.O I LOVE THE ERLKING!! I HAVE THE SONG ON MY IPOD!! This is definitely one of my jams…

Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?

clawofthemaw:

theneverendingdrums:

robots-please:

jordanjordanjordanjordan:

01012012:

theneverendingdrums:

stravaganza:

the-ss-destiel:

BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium

no it’s vibranium

you mean FREEDOMIUM

Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?

No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.

THIS THREAD

me at night: i don't want to sleep that's for the weak
me in the morning: oh bed i never want to leave you

chris evans cleaning after shooting on the avengers set.

chris evans cleaning after shooting on the avengers set.

spontaneousdaydreamer:

Omg. I know what I’m doing this summer :P

triskaidekamaniacaries:

abreena:

LET ME SHOW YOU THE DANCE OF MY PEOPLE

Loki is the greatest Disney Princess.

triskaidekamaniacaries:

abreena:

LET ME SHOW YOU THE DANCE OF MY PEOPLE

Loki is the greatest Disney Princess.

secretlychinese:

there should be some kind of thing set up so that if you’re a fangirl you get money from the government like “i’m sorry this has happened to you here’s $70000 for merch and gigs”

tyleroakley:

Cha cha real smooth!

tyleroakley:

Cha cha real smooth!

fuckyeahhardfemme:

Loki Laufeyson is best known as the God of Mischief, but he is much more. He is one of the three Gods who gifted humankind with life. He is the God of the Hearthfire, a place more commonly held by Goddesses in other pantheons. He is the mother of Sleipnir, Odin’s eight-legged stead. Some of His other children include Fenrir, the World-Eating Wolf; Jörmungandr, the Midgard-Serpent; and Hel, the Giantess-Goddess of the Underworld. Most interesting and least known, however, is that Loki is the patron God of Ergi, or, Unmanly Behavior. Ergi includes a wide array of attributes and activities, from cross-dressing to receiving anal penetration. Also of interest, argr, the adjectival form of ergi, also translates in modern usage as angry or annoyed. In conclusion, Loki is (one of) the patron God(s/esses) of Hard Femme.
(submitted by detectivepunchymchitsthings)

fuckyeahhardfemme:

Loki Laufeyson is best known as the God of Mischief, but he is much more. He is one of the three Gods who gifted humankind with life. He is the God of the Hearthfire, a place more commonly held by Goddesses in other pantheons. He is the mother of Sleipnir, Odin’s eight-legged stead. Some of His other children include Fenrir, the World-Eating Wolf; Jörmungandr, the Midgard-Serpent; and Hel, the Giantess-Goddess of the Underworld. Most interesting and least known, however, is that Loki is the patron God of Ergi, or, Unmanly Behavior. Ergi includes a wide array of attributes and activities, from cross-dressing to receiving anal penetration. Also of interest, argr, the adjectival form of ergi, also translates in modern usage as angry or annoyed. In conclusion, Loki is (one of) the patron God(s/esses) of Hard Femme.

(submitted by detectivepunchymchitsthings)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I’M SORRY I BROKE THE COFFEE TABLE DURING MY INCREDIBLY LABOR-INTENSIVE AND EXHAUSTING RENDITION OF BEYONCÉ’S ‘LOVE ON TOP’.
MY DISMAY WAS MITIGATED BY HOW IMPRESSIVE YOUR DANCE MOVES WERE.
THANK YOU. I’VE BEEN PRACTICING. I REALLY AM SORRY ABOUT THE TABLE, THOUGH.
IT’S FINE. FORGET ABOUT IT.
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE.
HA HA HA HA HA.
GOOD ONE, MOM.

That’s hilarious.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I’M SORRY I BROKE THE COFFEE TABLE DURING MY INCREDIBLY LABOR-INTENSIVE AND EXHAUSTING RENDITION OF BEYONCÉ’S ‘LOVE ON TOP’.

MY DISMAY WAS MITIGATED BY HOW IMPRESSIVE YOUR DANCE MOVES WERE.

THANK YOU. I’VE BEEN PRACTICING. I REALLY AM SORRY ABOUT THE TABLE, THOUGH.

IT’S FINE. FORGET ABOUT IT.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE.

HA HA HA HA HA.

GOOD ONE, MOM.

That’s hilarious.

This hat makes anyone look ridiculous.
I’ve decided no normal person can look good in this hat.
It’s the worst hat ever.
By the way, I graduate college tomorrow.
Go team.

This hat makes anyone look ridiculous.

I’ve decided no normal person can look good in this hat.

It’s the worst hat ever.

By the way, I graduate college tomorrow.

Go team.

whereismydoctorr:

For Criminal Minds 2hr Finale “Run” & “Hide”[It’s about 2:13 mins into the finale]

whereismydoctorr:

For Criminal Minds 2hr Finale “Run” & “Hide
[It’s about 2:13 mins into the finale]

and it is my house.
#movingbackfromcollege
#livingathomeforever
#ihavenofuture

and it is my house.

#movingbackfromcollege

#livingathomeforever

#ihavenofuture

imwithkanye:

57 Varieties. Not to be outdone by Heinz, Samuel L Jackson has tweeted 57 different spellings of the word motherf— since joining Twitter in October 2011. Entertainment Weekly dutifully compiled the list: 

AmughphuqqinvengersMaaadaaahfaaahkaaaahzMahfahkkaMahfakkaMahpfauccauhsMahphakkaMAVENGERFUQQASMAVENGERPFUQQAHSMawphakkasMoneyfondlerMotherfuckerMoughoucccahMoughpfuccaMoughuqqasMoupfaccaMoupfouqaMoupfuccuhMuffpfukahMuffughccinMuffukanessMufuggasMughfughquahsMughpfakkuhMughpfukkasMughpfukkuhMughphughkughzzMughuqqaMuh fukkaMuhfuckaMuhfuggaMuhfuggahhhhMuhfugginMuhfukaMuhfukkaMuhfukkahMuhfukkinMuhfuqasMuhfuqinMuhpfakkahMupfuhqeuhsMotherfuckingMutha fuqeuMuthafuckaMuhphuggasMuthafugaMuthafukkaMuthafukkin’MuthaphuccaMuthavengerMuthughpfuccahzMuthughphoukkaMuthupfuqasMuttuhfukkuhMutuphukasMuughuuqaMuuphuuccahsMyfollowfukkas

imwithkanye:

57 Varieties. Not to be outdone by Heinz, Samuel L Jackson has tweeted 57 different spellings of the word motherf— since joining Twitter in October 2011. Entertainment Weekly dutifully compiled the list: 

Amughphuqqinvengers
Maaadaaahfaaahkaaaahz
Mahfahkka
Mahfakka
Mahpfauccauhs
Mahphakka
MAVENGERFUQQAS
MAVENGERPFUQQAHS
Mawphakkas
Moneyfondler
Motherfucker
Moughoucccah
Moughpfucca
Moughuqqas
Moupfacca
Moupfouqa
Moupfuccuh
Muffpfukah
Muffughccin
Muffukaness
Mufuggas
Mughfughquahs
Mughpfakkuh
Mughpfukkas
Mughpfukkuh
Mughphughkughzz
Mughuqqa
Muh fukka
Muhfucka
Muhfugga
Muhfuggahhhh
Muhfuggin
Muhfuka
Muhfukka
Muhfukkah
Muhfukkin
Muhfuqas
Muhfuqin
Muhpfakkah
Mupfuhqeuhs
Motherfucking
Mutha fuqeu
Muthafucka
Muhphuggas
Muthafuga
Muthafukka
Muthafukkin’
Muthaphucca
Muthavenger
Muthughpfuccahz
Muthughphoukka
Muthupfuqas
Muttuhfukkuh
Mutuphukas
Muughuuqa
Muuphuuccahs
Myfollowfukkas